Bitches, I’m excited for Alcide and Sookie tonight. Call me a traitor but there is no way Sookie is going to be hooking up with Eric again any time soon (and I wouldn’t want that anyway because that would be fake) and I like Alcide. He’s hot, he’s sweet, he’s hot, he’s always treated Sookie well, he’s hot, he has a good heart, and he’s hot. Why would anyone protest the possibility of seeing Joe Manganiello naked? Screw story. Alan Ball already has.